Sep
16th
Wed
16th
My life…
Internet: 1
Kanye: 0
(via garfieldminusgarfield)
Jul
17th
Fri
17th
Jesus. He saves. Especially if you are middle aged with bad hair.
Brittany Used to be a Fatass: 3rd Edition. (Just for you, Jeremy.)
I’m proud to say I am now the proud owner of a visible jawline.
Yeah, I’d hit that. Oh, wait. I already do. Fuck yeah!!!
Jul
13th
Mon
13th
You are perfect.
Jun
10th
Wed
10th
Clearly I feel the same…
Jun
5th
Fri
5th
- Jason: I used this quote.
- Jeremy: I didn't say that at all.
- Jason: Well, I refined it. I'm like Karl Rove.
Brittany is awesomeee. With three e’s. And I was just lured outside by two creepy men who offered me a cigarette. In all truthfulness, I’m pretty sure I could be convinced to do anything, providing a cigarette is involved. Meanwhile, Brittany is sitting in my room, definitely not on my tumblr, left to listen to Pink Floyd and contemplate the meaning of life…
Jun
4th
Thu
4th
Ever time I see a Facebook friend use a Bible quote or a religious quote in their status, I reevaluate my friendship with them.
It drives me insane when those fucking neocons capitalize pronouns. Fucking “[H]is” word, motherfuckers…
Jun
2nd
Tue
2nd
I remember when tattoos were cool…
May
30th
Sat
30th
May
29th
Fri
29th
“This is the closest you can get to the moon by walking.”
- Sir Ranulph Fiennes, veteran British adventurer, after reaching the summit of Mount Everest; his previous attempt had ended with a heart attack
